Huuuu..
Pagi ni aku terjaga lagi. Npa eh?? Entah la.. huhu.. MAybe aku da terbiasa dengan keadaan di asrama aku.. Waaaaa.. Aku rindukan saat2 di asrama .. Bangun awal n lewat sama2.. Haha.. Bgkit pagi ja kami akan di gerakkan oleh sesiapa sahaja yang rasa brtggungjawab nak gerak kami yang liat ni. Tapi saat itu dah berlalu la.. DAh x mungkin dapat diulang lagi.. Memori Sains Kedah..
Pagi ni aku pon bukak la FB n BLOG cam besa .. Cam2 aku jumpa o.. Ada jugak orang yang kata nak pi jogging.. hehe.. Leh caya ka tu.. Caya pi la.. Lps tu aku pi la tengok blek entry2 aku sebelum ni.. CAm2 coment.. haha. x pa aku just nak kongsi ja.. Aku pun trus melayari blog2.. Aku pun terjumpa la post ni dalam salah satu blog aku.. Aku baca lek mg lawak..
10 Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework
1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
8. I couldn't figure out whether i is the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
9. I took time out to snack a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Before Your Surgery
1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
7 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
9 “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of them”
10 What do you mean “You want a divorce?”
Hahahaha.. X tahan gelak aku baca.. Ini lawak pagi aku pagi ni.. huhu

Afif Faiz